This 'boob squeezing' game for Oculus Rift has got to be a new low for humanity

THE OCULUS RIFT. A new era in virtual reality gaming. Or, y’know, a chance to feel some animated boobs.

This video of what can only be described as a ‘boob grabbing simulator’ appeared on Japanese video sharing site NicoNico Douga – it basically allows the player to grab the cartoon boobs of an anime character called Mami.

The experience appears to be aided by a stuffed bra and a cardboard cut out. Did we mention that judging by her sounds and body movements, the character also seems distressed by the repeated groping? Grim.

We highly doubt this is what the creators of Oculus Rift truly intended the device to be used for. At least, we hope so.

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